homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via domacheeks)

The United States of America on college education

• Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
• USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
• Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
• USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
• Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
• USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.

sodamnrelatable:

Expectations:

Reality:

 

(Source: blasfemia666)

omfgicanteven:

Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22

Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26

Mariah Carey is 44 and her boyfriend is 32

If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.

(via kianaelyse)